YPP: (n.) York Peppermint Patty...duh!


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Moosh: (n.) Sweet nothings that make you go "Awwwwwww!"

To bush: (v.) To blunder blithely into obviously disastrous circumstances against all advice, as in "he totally bushed the whole thing - he walked into that nightmare with a huge happy smile on his face and actually seemed surprised when it blew up, even though we all told him it would."

Alternatively, to construct a dreamlike version of the world (a bushtopia) in which one's vision is compromised (bushopia) and sees blunders as successes, disasters as promising developments, and missions as accomplished before they've really begun. To live in such a dreamworld.

Grandboss: (n.) Your manager's manager, as in "I work for Michael and Michael reports to Scott, so Scott is my Grandboss."

Wandery: Incapable of sticking to a point or an agenda. Similar to meandering but more clueless and pointless than lackadaisical or directionless, as in "that meeting was really wandery...I was there and I still couldn't tell you what it was about."

Onetenitis: (pronounced wun ten eye tis) The condition all-too-obviously suffered by the office loudmouth...the one who is always on conference calls spouting impossible percentages, mixed metaphors, mispronounciations, bizarre and inaccurate versions of cliches, and sheer ignorance and who displays his half-baked, half-remembered, clearly inadequate education at the cost of his coworkers productivity, as in "oh my god, his onetenitis is sooooo bad today - he just agreed with somebody 1 million percent and five minutes ago he was insisting that cricket is exactly like baseball."

Derives its name from the way he disagrees with people - he only agrees with them 110%.

Moustache (v.): To decorate with moustaches, as in "Did you see what happened to Pete's cube when he was out for a few days? They moustached it." As in the following illustrations:

Inspired by the moustache option in Lego Star Wars, which, when enabled, gives everyone (even R2-D2 and Yoda) moustaches.

What a pin does to skin: A polite way of obscuring that you are calling someone a moderately rude word (go on...work it out), as in "He is such a...he is what a pin does to skin." Useful in a corporate setting or when there are children present.