wicketsploitation: (n.) The thoroughly despicable gouging of US-based cricket fans who have to pay a television company a substantial amount of money to see what everyone else in the world gets to watch for free on YouTube, as in "I was all set to watch cricket on YouTube, but it's not available in the US! I have to buy a $60 package from some TV company just to watch IPL matches! It's blatant wicketsploitation! Well... there's one willow that I won't mind seeing chopped down to make cricket bats!!"

teizure: (n.) the small convulsive jump that results from being tickled, as in "he just gave my knee a little tickle and it was all I could do to keep from having an obvious teizure in the middle of the meeting."