Schedulobatics: The fine art of bringing disparate and conflicting interests together to create a schedule acceptable to all, as in "his schedulobatics are amazing - he talks one group out of a day here and another out of two days there and shortens the beta until it all meets the deadline - at least on paper."

Seriousity: A generalized state of seriousness, as in "I totally can't deal with his seriousity any more - he has absolutely no sense of humor and makes everything seem like the end of the world."