Lunch-jack: (verb) To be pressured or forced into having lunch with someone, as in "I really didn't want to go out for pizza, but he totally lunch-jacked me when I headed downstairs to get my salad."

Scandid: (adj.) Scandalously candid, as in "that guy is always completely scandid...did you hear his latest gem? He told his manager that he didn't finish the report because he knew no one really cared about it and he thought there were better ways to spend his time! Can you believe it?"