Salad slug: (n.) A person who creeps along at a salad bar, oblivious to the line of waiting people behind them, as in "I was behind the worst salad slug in the cafeteria today...she examined each individual piece of lettuce and took her time arranging everything nicely on her plate. There was a line of people just waiting for her to finish examining every freaking piece of broccoli before committing to it."

Muzzle tov: an expression of congratulations for having silenced a loudmouth, or a description on an incident in which a loudmouth was silenced, as in "I've got to say, I've never heard anyone successfully shush that twit in a meeting once he got going...you get a big 'Muzzle tov' from me...and I'm sure I'm not alone!"

Hugry: (adj.) Feeling the need for a hug, as in "I missed you so much...I get incredibly hugry if I can't hug you several times a day."

Mauxlette: (n.) A false (or faux) mullet, as in "he keeps insisting that he had a bi-level, not a mullet back in the day, but I've seen the pictures...if that thing wasn't an actual mullet, the kindest thing you could call it would be a mauxlette. No way that was a bi-level."

Litler: (n.) A small, tyrannical child, as in "that kid is so spoiled...and his parents let him order them around because they're afraid to face another tantrum! They'd better start saying no to him and deal with the tantrums, because that kid is already a total Litler."

Cricklish: (n.) The peculiar English used when describing cricket matches, as in "I read an article about a cricket match on the BBC website and I realized that there's no way I'll be able to understand this kind of thing without a Cricklish tutor. It said "Dlishan craves deliveries on a good length so he can sweep and drive, but keeping the ball short and straight, Aamer bowled four dot-balls then enticed a top-edged pull to short fine-leg." What the heck??"

Tweenglish: (n.) The language spoken by preadolescents (from 10 to 13 years of age), called tweens, and young teenagers, as in "I thought I was doing so well, speaking Tweenglish, until I said that something that I would ordinarily have called awesome was beast...and my son looked at me pityingly and said "Mom, no one says beast anymore...now we say it's nasty." I will never be able to keep up with this."

Veepectomy: (n.) An operation in which layers of unnecessary management are removed from a company's organization chart, as in "I heard that they did a veepectomy on the Sales organization and got rid of over forty completely unneeded vice presidents!"

Synonym: Flattening the organization or flattening the reporting structure.

Lunch-jack: (verb) To be pressured or forced into having lunch with someone, as in "I really didn't want to go out for pizza, but he totally lunch-jacked me when I headed downstairs to get my salad."

Scandid: (adj.) Scandalously candid, as in "that guy is always completely scandid...did you hear his latest gem? He told his manager that he didn't finish the report because he knew no one really cared about it and he thought there were better ways to spend his time! Can you believe it?"

Doze-buster: (n.) An exciting or interesting movie; a film that holds your interest or attention even when you are tired, as in "we were both really exhausted when we went to see Watchmen - I was thinking I'd rather take a nap - but it was such a doze-buster that we had no trouble staying awake through the whole thing!"

Shnarkling (var. Snarkling): (v.) To fish around for trouble, as in "he spent his morning shnarkling around, looking for things to bitch about in the meeting."

Absosnarkly: A sarcastic, negative 'absolutely,' as in "Do you mind getting me a cup of coffee?" "Absosnarkly not! Would you like me to serve it on a platter with a doily, too?"

To wride: (v.) To live, breathe, love, take pride in, and actually ride a particular brand of motorcycle (usually a Harley-Davidson), as in "I did not need to be told that he wrides a Harley - I couldn't miss it. His wallet, his leather jacket, the giant chain he has attached to his wallet, and every tee shirt he's got have Harley written all over them."

Rushing roulette: (n.) Making dangerous or reckless traffic choices when one is in a hurry, as in "every morning, you can tell who's late for work when it's getting close to 9 am - people start playing some serious rushing roulette, speeding, weaving in and out of lanes, jumping out in front of traffic to make crazy turns into parking lots, and screeching to a stop in front of office buildings at 1 minute to 9."

Wushi: (n.) A person who is afraid to eat sushi, as in "Whenever I go to Kotobuki, I always want to order sushi because it looks so amazing, but I chicken out and end up getting cooked food and everybody laughs at me because I'm such a wushi."

Formed by the combination of sushi and wussy.