Mauxlette: (n.) A false (or faux) mullet, as in "he keeps insisting that he had a bi-level, not a mullet back in the day, but I've seen the pictures...if that thing wasn't an actual mullet, the kindest thing you could call it would be a mauxlette. No way that was a bi-level."

Litler: (n.) A small, tyrannical child, as in "that kid is so spoiled...and his parents let him order them around because they're afraid to face another tantrum! They'd better start saying no to him and deal with the tantrums, because that kid is already a total Litler."