Wittyknot: (n.) A person who thinks he or she is extremely witty, but whose torturous and labored attempts at wit leave people groaning, as in "that wittyknot tries so hard to be funny and clever, but oh man, it's just so painful to listen to. Most of it isn't funny - just lame - but he keeps going on and on about it, getting all tangled up trying make people see how clever he is."

Happy Earth Day!

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Bland-aid: (n.) A plain, generic-looking adhesive bandage, as in "I took off the bland-aid that I got from work as soon as I got home, only to realize that we only have SpongeBob SquarePants Band-Aids...so that's why I've got Patrick on my finger. Very professional, I know."

Quotes we love...

"When you open your mind to the impossible, sometimes you find the truth."

Walter Bishop

"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Sherlock Holmes

Fictional guys are so cool.

fuzzillion: (n.) an indeterminately, and indeterminable, large number, as in "nobody is saying anything, but that acquisition must have cost us a fuzzillion dollars, what with one thing and another, and it has been nothing but trouble for us."