Shnarkling (var. Snarkling): (v.) To fish around for trouble, as in "he spent his morning shnarkling around, looking for things to bitch about in the meeting."

Absosnarkly: A sarcastic, negative 'absolutely,' as in "Do you mind getting me a cup of coffee?" "Absosnarkly not! Would you like me to serve it on a platter with a doily, too?"

To wride: (v.) To live, breathe, love, take pride in, and actually ride a particular brand of motorcycle (usually a Harley-Davidson), as in "I did not need to be told that he wrides a Harley - I couldn't miss it. His wallet, his leather jacket, the giant chain he has attached to his wallet, and every tee shirt he's got have Harley written all over them."