Sleap: (n.) The leaps time takes as you doze in the morning, as in "I had the worst sleap this morning...it felt like one minute it was 6:30 and the next it was nearly 9!"

(v.) To doze, wake up, look at the clock, and doze again, as in "I spent the whole morning sleaping."

Var. Asleap: Dozing, as in "I wasn't asleep...I was asleap!"